Steph: What’s that??
Doc: What’s what?
Steph: This bread board! You’re not spanking me with a bread board.
Doc: Oh, I don’t know. I thought the sorority paddle was too light.
Steph: No it wasn’t.
Doc: Besides, I can’t find it…. it’s missing.
Steph: I thought it was right there (deceptively).
Doc: There’s always another option.
Steph: You can’t spank me with the bread board.
Doc: Can’t , is a very strong word.
Steph: That’s right – can’t. May not, how is that?
Doc: How about shouldn’t?
Steph: You may not spank me with the bread board.
Doc: That wouldn’t be right.
Steph: You are going to make me have to turn into the top. Then what? Huh?
Steph: What if I turn into the top?
Doc: If you were the top, it would be very interesting.
Steph: Very interesting, because I’m in a strait jacket and the top, huh?
Doc: I wouldn’t put it past you.
Doc: Come on back over (summoning Steph over his lap)
Steph: Okay, but you are going to put the bread board back, its not fair.
Doc: And, why is it not fair?
Steph: Because, it’s too heavy.
Doc: Seems it an entirely reasonable response, to the sorority paddle going missing.
Steph: It didn’t go missing, it just fell on the floor, and it just blends in with the floor. You’ve got to find it.
Doc: I’ve got to find it. I’ve got a bread board right here, that is the same size as your sexy ass. So, it’s no different from the fraternity paddle, except it ‘s a little bit thicker and a little bit wider.
Steph: Right – a little bit thicker and wider, and it hurts more!
Doc: Yeah – that’s right. I think that was a bad idea you had – to change paddles.
Steph: What if I found the sorority paddle?
Doc: Then we could try both, and see which you like best.
Steph: No, I don’t ….. (unable to decipher)
Steph: What if I make a rule that you can’t spank me with a bread board?
Doc: That would be very….(unable to decipher)
Steph: You can’t break rules!
Doc: Depends on the rule.
Steph: You’re a good person, you can’t break rules.
Doc: You can make rules.
Steph: Okay, I just made it, that’s a rule.
Doc: Okay – excellent! Any other rules?
Steph: Yes – there is a rule called, don’t spank my thighs!
Doc: good! (begins spanking thighs). Two rules. Of course, I’ll spank you more for that.
Steph: Okay. I’m the top, is another rule.
Doc: Yes ma’am.
Steph: Okay? All the time!
Doc: Yes, ma’am. Happy to oblige on that.
Steph: Okay. And there’s a rule about spanking me between my cheeks .
Doc: And, what’s that rule?
Steph: You can’t do it!
Doc: Good point! (pulls Steph’s cheeks apart and starts spanking harder)
Steph: Ow, ow… ahhhh. Ouch!
Doc: All are rules I like!
Doc: You’re a good rule maker.
Steph: You’re a good rule breaker!
Doc: Hey! That’s team work!
Steph: I make the rules – you break them.
Doc: There we go!
Steph: That’s a good team.
Doc: Yup.
Steph: Oh, it hurts Doc.
Doc: Mmmmm Hmmmmmm.
Steph: I think that’s good. That’s good.
Doc: Are you ready for the paddle?
Steph: No! I’m looking for the paddle. (under the couch) Oh, you know what……?
(Doc starts spanking harder)
Steph: Ouch!! Doc! It hurts… Ow, Doc, that’s my bottom hole.
Doc: That’s your what?
Steph: My bottom hole!
Doc: I’m spanking you a little closer, but I am not spanking you on it. (Can’t decipher)
Steph: Ummmm. Ahhhh. Ouch.
Doc: Sexy.
Steph: Mmmmm. Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm.
Doc: Two-hundred.
Steph: That was five hundred! Two hundred!? Formula error.
Doc: Two hundred and seven.
Steph: Owww ow ow.
Doc: Two hundred and eleven.
Steph: What, are we counting by tens.
Doc: Now we’re back to two hundred again.
Steph: No. Okay. Two hundred is the magic number, that’s when you stop.
Doc: Alright, two hundred.
Steph: Ahhhh. Ohhhhh. Doc. Ouch!
Doc: Sexy! (can’t decipher) and I really appreciate that. I love the way you are squirming.
Steph: I think that’s good. Thank you…. thank you for spanking me Doc.
Doc: Okay, let’s paddle you then.
Steph: No!
Doc: Up you go! (Meaning, let’s get you off my lap and up over the back of the couch).
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